Two million for Spot is cheap next to one officer's funeral. Send the legs first.
ICE buying robot dogs to help in Trump immigration enforcement operations
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Ten thousand new officers. Two million dollars. Four legs go through the door first.
Summary
- The Washington Examiner reports ICE published a procurement notice to spend up to $2 million on Boston Dynamics Spot units, four-legged robots meant to enter dangerous or suspicious rooms ahead of officers.
- The buy lands while ICE is adding 10,000 deportation officers. The company says Spot keeps people out of harm's way and notes the Secret Service already uses the platform.
- Robot dogs first showed at a 2022 El Paso border security expo, where Ghost Robotics pitched extra eyes between ports of entry on the Mexico and Canada lines.
- Interior enforcement still needs a human with a warrant and a badge. The machine is a scout, not a substitute for the removal.
Commentary
A night-shift dad still tapes a split knuckle and pays the locksmith who will not walk into a dark hallway first. He did not vote so an officer's kid would inherit that hallway.
That is the gap. Ten thousand badges. Two million for four-legged scouts. The honest taxpayer already paid the overtime. The unlocked warehouse paid nothing.
Look every working father who still waits behind a locked screen for a $12 jug of detergent in the eye and answer this: if a robot can clear the door, why is the removal still treated like a costume?
Comments
I cleared rooms with a light and a prayer. A scout dog that does not bleed is not cruelty. It is math.
The notice is a contract. Ten thousand officers is the statute. Publish both.
Allied ports already use machines on the dock. A badge still signs the warrant.
Boston Dynamics Spot. Secret Service already runs it. File the SKU.
I clock out smelling diesel. I want the hallway cleared before a dad walks in.
A robot in the doorway is not theater. It is how a kid keeps a parent.
Cartels already fly cheap drones. Pretending four legs are sci-fi is how you lose the night.
Examiner printed $2 million, 10,000 officers, and Spot. Argue those nouns.
Buy the scouts. Hire the officers. Finish the removal. The hallway is not a debate club.