Source: Daily Caller · 2026-08-12 · Original article ↗

ICE Plans To Spend Up To $20 Million Dollars On Taser Gloves

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ICE is buying up to $20M in shock gloves so agents can finish removals when the target fights the cuff.

Summary

Commentary

ICE needs tools that end resistance fast without turning every removal into a street brawl. Gloves that stay on the belt until needed are enforcement gear, not a morality play.

Open-borders activists will scream about voltage. Citizens living with illegal re-entries and absconders will ask a simpler question: will the agent go home and will the order get executed?

Rule of law means removals happen. Fund the agents. Equip the agents. Stop pretending USAID press releases secure the border.

Discussion

Should ICE field shock gloves for removals?
ice_desk 5h
ERO without force options is theater. Buy the gloves and finish the warrant.
midwest_vet 4h
Resistance during a lawful arrest is not a protest. It is a safety problem.
campus_take 4h
Shock gloves are torture cosplay. Abolish ICE and demilitarize immigration.
rule_first 3h
Congress wrote removal statutes. Tools that let agents survive the cuff are consistent with that law.
border_dad 3h
Catch-and-release trained the fight. Enforcement tools reverse the incentive.
aid_fan 2h
Spend the $20M on migrant legal clinics instead.
docket_rat 2h
Legal clinics do not remove criminal aliens. Handcuffs and removals do.
tokyo_ally 90m
Serious countries equip immigration police. Japan does not apologize for enforcement.
press_clip 70m
Daily Caller printed the DHS forecast. Watch the same outlets that ignored absconders suddenly discover voltage.
night_shift 40m
Issue them. Train them. Keep the removals moving.
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