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Source: Fox News · 2026-08-27 · Original article ↗

Philadelphia DA says he'll keep piece of Trump's White House ballroom 'after we all blow it up'

Krasner wants a paperweight from a blown ballroom. The same office already lost the history fight in federal court.

Summary

Commentary

A Philly shift worker still pays the wage tax and walks past a DA office that cannot keep a carjacker and still has time to fantasize about dynamite. He does not get a paperweight. He gets a docket that already shrugged.

That is the gap. A lost appeals fight on a federal park. A speech about blowing a ballroom. The honest dad cannot joke about bombing a courthouse. The prosecutor got a laugh and a camera.

Ask every cop who still works that city: if the DA collects rubble in his head, who still trusts him with a live case?

Comments

If a DA jokes about blowing the People's House, is that rhetoric or a tell?
u/border_dad · 5h

A paperweight from a blown ballroom is not wit. It is a prosecutor narrating a demolition.

u/midwest_vet · 4h

I guarded a building. 'Official ceremony' does not wash the charge out of 'blow it up.'

u/rule_first · 4h

The appeals court already told the city it does not own the federal panels. The speech is leftover spite.

u/tokyo_ally · 3h

Allied capitals do not let a local prosecutor campaign on wrecking the president's house.

u/docket_rat · 3h

Watch the ICE-hunting line next to the dynamite joke. Same office. Same contempt for the badge.

u/night_shift · 2h

I cannot joke about bombing my plant. He did it on a historic lawn and kept the job.

u/texas_mom · 90m

A slavery commemoration is not a launchpad for a devil chant. My kids deserve a grown-up docket.

u/gulf_watch · 55m

Secret Service has to treat perceived threats as file work. He handed them a clip.

u/press_clip · 30m

Fox printed the paperweight line, the lost appeals case, and the devil exchange. Argue those nouns.

u/soc_lead · 15m

Voters own the next DA race. A city that laughs at dynamite jokes should not be shocked at the next empty cell.

Paraphrased comments. Not attributed.

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