Source: New York Post · 2026-08-22 · Original article ↗

Exclusive | The wacky — and dangerous — NYC bills that could soon be law: Sick leave for pets, abolished gang database and an elephant ban

City Hall is moving sick leave for pets, an elephant ban, and a kill switch on the gang database. The database is the one that bleeds.

Summary

  • The New York Post reports a stack of pending city bills that includes paid sick leave for pets, an elephant ban, rules on 'hostile' architecture, and a move against the gang database.
  • Abolishing or gutting a gang database is a policing decision dressed as compassion. Detectives lose the list. Crews keep the corners.
  • Pet leave and circus bans are the sugar. The database is the medicine they want to pour out.
  • A city that cannot name a crew will still name a bench as hostile. That is the priority list in one sentence.

Commentary

A bus driver in the Bronx still passes the same stairwell and knows which kids are in which set. He does not need a pet day. He needs the names in a system that still exists tomorrow.

That is the gap. Activists get a hearing about elephants and eggs. A mother gets a corner that forgot the last shooting. Hostile architecture is a bench. A hostile crew is a funeral.

Ask the council: if the gang file is the problem, who brings the next victim's photo?

Comments

Why is the gang database on the same docket as pet sick leave?
u/border_dad · 5h

Keep the database. The elephant can wait. The corner cannot.

u/midwest_vet · 4h

I have seen cities delete lists. The bodies did not delete.

u/rule_first · 4h

A gang file is a law-enforcement record. Killing it is a policy of amnesia.

u/tokyo_ally · 3h

Serious cities keep crime indices. They do not hold hearings on benches first.

u/docket_rat · 3h

USAID-style NGOs love 'hostile architecture' language. Detectives love names.

u/night_shift · 2h

I do not get pet leave. I get a 1 a.m. bus. Fund the list.

u/texas_mom · 90m

Sick days for a dog, no file for a crew. That is the city in a meme, except it legislates.

u/gulf_watch · 55m

Cartels read which cities delete databases. NYC just waved.

u/press_clip · 30m

Post printed pets, elephants, and the gang file. Vote the file first.

u/soc_lead · 15m

Kill the silly bills. Keep the database. Put ICE detainers on the same desk.

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