By NOBUNAGA (@japan_nobunaga). Featured in The New York Times · ABC News Live · Press · Book.
The waiter knelt slightly, met my eyes, and said, “Hi, I’m Brad, I’ll be taking care of you tonight.”
In my country, when a man pledges to take care of you for an entire night, you have entered something serious. A bond. A debt. Possibly a war.
So I rose and bowed. “I am honored to be your lord this evening, Brad.”
Brad said, “ha, you got it.”
It was sealed.
I understood the arrangement at once. For one night, this man had sworn himself to my service, and I, in turn, was responsible for his honor. A lord who is careless with a loyal retainer is no lord at all.
So I took my duties seriously.
When Brad brought the water, I thanked him as a man thanks someone who has chosen his side. When he recommended the salmon, I ordered the salmon, instantly, without question, because to doubt your own retainer in public is to shame him.
He told me to “enjoy.” I told him his loyalty would not be forgotten.
A lord must also know his people. So I asked Brad about his life. His studies. His mother. Whether his lodging was secure and his winters warm. Brad answered some of this. The rest he deflected with a small laugh, as a humble retainer should.
Other diners called him over. I watched, calmly, as my retainer was pulled away to serve rival houses. I did not interfere. A great lord shares his finest men in times of peace.
But I confess something turned in me.
By the end, I did not want the night to close. I had only just learned to be worthy of him.
When the meal ended, Brad set down a small leather folder and said, “no rush, whenever you’re ready.”
No rush. As if a parting between a lord and his sworn man could be rushed.
I left him everything I could. Not as payment. A lord does not pay his retainer. He provides for him.
At the door, Brad called out, “have a good night, take care!”
Take care.
He was releasing me from service. Gently. So I would not feel the cut.
I walked out into the cool night, a lord again with no one to protect, already missing a young man named Brad, who served one house for ninety minutes and will never know he had a lord at all.
I do not know if I did it correctly.
But Brad ate well tonight, in my heart, and that is all a lord can ask.
Cultural FAQs
What are "Sacred Rituals" in these stories?
Everyday American customs that locals treat as obvious and visitors experience as formal rites: who tips, who grills, who brings a dish.
Who is NOBUNAGA / @japan_nobunaga?
NOBUNAGA is an English-language comedy storytelling project: a wandering samurai observes modern American life. Featured in The New York Times (June 18, 2026) and ABC News Live; stories also appear in the book The Samurai Who Discovered Free Chips.
Are these stories fiction or real travel notes?
They are literary comedy postcards rooted in recognizable American customs. Read them as storytelling, not as a guidebook, then check local norms when you travel.