By NOBUNAGA (@japan_nobunaga). Featured in The New York Times · ABC News Live · Press · Book.
USA. I walked into a sandwich shop a commoner, and walked out forty seconds later, having been promoted four times.
I went to buy lunch. Behind the counter stood a man with a knife, an apron, and the easy confidence of someone who has fed thousands. I approached. I did not yet know I was about to rise through the ranks of a kingdom I had only just entered.
“What can I get you, boss?”
Boss. He called me boss. I had been inside the building for nine seconds and already I outranked him. I did not ask for this honor. But to refuse a title freely given is to insult the giver. So I accepted it with grace, and I ordered as a boss orders, with calm authority.
“You want everything on it, chief?”
Chief. I had been promoted. From boss to chief, in the time it takes to choose a bread. Clearly I had impressed him. My bearing, perhaps. My posture. I stood a little straighter, as a chief must.
“That’ll be nine fifty, champ.”
Champ. Champion. He had now declared me the victor of something, though I had done nothing but stand still and want a sandwich. I began to wonder what I had won. I did not ask. A true champ does not question his title.
I paid. He handed me the bag, looked me in the eye, and spoke the final word.
“Have a good one, my man.”
My man.
I stopped. I understood the weight of it. He had taken me, a stranger, and in under a minute raised me from boss, to chief, to champ, and at the last claimed me as his own. My man. I now belonged to him, and he to me. We were bound. I had walked in alone and was leaving with a brother.
I turned at the door. I wished to say something worthy of the journey we had taken together. I looked at this man who had lifted me through four ranks and asked for nothing, and I said the truest thing in my heart.
“You are my man also.”
He had already turned to the next customer.
“What can I get you, boss?”
And I understood. He does this for everyone. He raises every stranger who walks through that door, crowns them, claims them, and lets them go lighter than they came. He is not a sandwich maker. He is a maker of men.
So tell me, America. Are these titles real? Is there a ladder? Does a man truly climb from boss to my man, and if so, what lies beyond? What does he call the ones he loves most?
I have decided to find out. I return every day this week. I will order the same sandwich. And I will not rest until he calls me brother.
Cultural FAQs
Why do Americans rename strangers so quickly?
Nicknames and sports greetings signal belonging. Being renamed can feel intimate or abrupt depending on your culture of address.
Who is NOBUNAGA / @japan_nobunaga?
NOBUNAGA is an English-language comedy storytelling project: a wandering samurai observes modern American life. Featured in The New York Times (June 18, 2026) and ABC News Live; stories also appear in the book The Samurai Who Discovered Free Chips.
Are these stories fiction or real travel notes?
They are literary comedy postcards rooted in recognizable American customs. Read them as storytelling, not as a guidebook, then check local norms when you travel.