Update. I have been assigned a function. http://wandering-nobunaga.com Kevin has a truck. Tony has gloves. I have no truck. I have 120 stories about this country and a phone with a cracked corner, and apparently that is enough to be listed. Somebody's phone now says "Nobunaga Stories." As though Stories is my surname. I tried to count them last night, lost the thread at 117 because the tea went cold, started again, and got a different number. A man asked if there is paper. Kevin cannot carry a website. Paper he can carry. http://amazon.com/stores/NOBUNAGA-Natsuki_Aoi/author/B0H6W1669X/allbooks?tag=nobunaga02-20 And the fee. I did not set it. Nobody set it. The truck costs one pizza, no one negotiates, and everyone knows the size. Mine costs a coffee. http://buymeacoffee.com/nobunaga Tony describes me as the guy who's strong for his size. I would also like to be the guy who wrote it down.