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The Bewilderment

39 postcards from a confused samurai.

I am on the wall.
The Bewilderment

I am on the wall.

I went to In-N-Out and ordered a cheeseburger.
The Bewilderment

I went to In-N-Out and ordered a cheeseburger.

USA. Summer. It is 95 degrees outside, and I am shivering inside a sandwich shop.
The Bewilderment

USA. Summer. It is 95 degrees outside, and I am shivering inside a sandwich shop.

USA. A diner. The waitress asked me how I want my eggs, and my mind went completely blank.
The Bewilderment

USA. A diner. The waitress asked me how I want my eggs, and my mind went completely blank.

The drink was blue, cold, and a mystery.
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The drink was blue, cold, and a mystery.

A Waffle House at three in the morning.
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A Waffle House at three in the morning.

USA. A house. The garage is full, so the car sleeps in the rain.
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USA. A house. The garage is full, so the car sleeps in the rain.

My American friends led me into a cavernous room where swords of fire danced and a chef, master…
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My American friends led me into a cavernous room where swords of fire danced and a chef, master…

My sword broke last winter, and so I went to replace it at the only smith I could find: a vast…
The Bewilderment

My sword broke last winter, and so I went to replace it at the only smith I could find: a vast…

They made me sign a waiver before the wings arrived.
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They made me sign a waiver before the wings arrived.

I bought a drink at this American eating-house.
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I bought a drink at this American eating-house.

USA. There is a beast that lives beneath the American sink.
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USA. There is a beast that lives beneath the American sink.

USA. A diner. I ordered a cola, and they handed me a cup that was ninety percent ice.
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USA. A diner. I ordered a cola, and they handed me a cup that was ninety percent ice.

I stood before a beast of the old world, a creature of such power and quiet majesty that I…
The Bewilderment

I stood before a beast of the old world, a creature of such power and quiet majesty that I…

USA. A restaurant entrance.
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USA. A restaurant entrance.

USA. A diner entrance.
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USA. A diner entrance.

In America, a young man at the coffee shop extended his FIST toward me, and I stood before it…
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In America, a young man at the coffee shop extended his FIST toward me, and I stood before it…

USA. A grocery register.
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USA. A grocery register.

USA. A small town, Friday, 5 p.
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USA. A small town, Friday, 5 p.

The morning sun found me again at the House of Waffles.
The Bewilderment

The morning sun found me again at the House of Waffles.

Somewhere in America, a drive-in.
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Somewhere in America, a drive-in.

USA. There is a store where everything costs one dollar, and I went in to find the catch.
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USA. There is a store where everything costs one dollar, and I went in to find the catch.

I gave the cashier my name. She said, “Perfect.”
The Bewilderment

I gave the cashier my name. She said, “Perfect.”

Here in America, a bedroom.
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Here in America, a bedroom.

Stateside, a restaurant.
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Stateside, a restaurant.

USA. A checkout lane. I have found where this nation hides its ambush troops.
The Bewilderment

USA. A checkout lane. I have found where this nation hides its ambush troops.

This country. A living room.
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This country. A living room.

In America, a man will promise you lunch, and you are both meant to understand that he means…
The Bewilderment

In America, a man will promise you lunch, and you are both meant to understand that he means…

The machine accused me of a crime I did not commit.
The Bewilderment

The machine accused me of a crime I did not commit.

USA. Every store shouts the same two words when you enter: “Welcome in!”
The Bewilderment

USA. Every store shouts the same two words when you enter: “Welcome in!”

USA. A small eating house.
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USA. A small eating house.

The waiters dropped their trays and ran.
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The waiters dropped their trays and ran.

USA. A businessman shook my hand, and I require a moment.
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USA. A businessman shook my hand, and I require a moment.

Beyond the formal receiving rooms of the house, in the place where a family keeps its riding…
The Bewilderment

Beyond the formal receiving rooms of the house, in the place where a family keeps its riding…

USA. A grocery register.
The Bewilderment

USA. A grocery register.

Out here, my neighbor’s doorbell has an EYE, and the eye speaks with his voice.
The Bewilderment

Out here, my neighbor’s doorbell has an EYE, and the eye speaks with his voice.

This country. A grocery store.
The Bewilderment

This country. A grocery store.

USA. At the door of every house here lies a small cloth that…
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USA. At the door of every house here lies a small cloth that…

USA. I walked in to ask about a job.
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USA. I walked in to ask about a job.