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⚔️ A hundred misunderstandings, properly bound.
Every misadventure with America, gathered together and footnoted with afterwords.
Behold the collection →
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This rōnin carries no gun. Only a sword, a brush, and a small glowing phone.
Every tale here is drawn and written by one wandering hand. If it warmed you, help fuel the next hundred.
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Japan, Explained
Every Japanese kid learns one rule
Every Japanese kid learns one rule before they can even talk: shoes come off the second you step inside. So in America, my friend walked across the carpet — in his shoes — and nobody reacted but me. A small part of my soul left my body. We literally build a little step by the front door just for taking shoes off. So when he said “no no, keep them on!” I froze. I did not know what to do with my feet. Or, honestly, with my entire belief system. Do American floors just not feel… outside-y to you? Or am I the weird one here? 😂
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NOBUNAGA samurai icon
⚔️ A hundred misunderstandings, properly bound.
Every misadventure with America, gathered together and footnoted with afterwords.
Behold the collection →
NOBUNAGA icon
This rōnin carries no gun. Only a sword, a brush, and a small glowing phone.
Every tale here is drawn and written by one wandering hand. If it warmed you, help fuel the next hundred.
☕ Buy this samurai a coffee

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